escuerzoresucitado:

ahotknife:

i love the point in the hero’s journey where he gets bent over and railed until he cries

bongjoonheaux:

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in “milf” and “dilf.” Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that’s a great idea actually post canceled hold on

technofinch:

The real world is crazy most of the people I work with don’t even know what an oubliette is

flowerbobatea:

redstonedust:

it’s usually morally correct to make fun of the usa but whenever i hear british people do it it feels kinda tone deaf. idk if we have the high ground here guys. its like your mom making fun of your mental illness like ma'am where do you think i got it from.

blanketforcas:

i’m the hot girl in your area. i killed the other ones it’s just me now

blackpyrefly:

william the conqueror: i shall take england for normandy and become its king

william the concurrer: i agree

datasoong47:

Anonymous

teaboot:

I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me

elytrians:

i’ll see a man with long hair and remember i’m not above temptations of the flesh